Quotes

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• NoteMay 12, 7:12 AM

  “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S3E10. Solid sales framework.

• NoteMay 12, 3:12 AM

  “"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." — Wayne Gretzky” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S5E23. The attribution layering is the joke.

• NoteMay 11, 7:12 PM

  “I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S5E14. The most relatable thing ever said about work.

• NoteMay 11, 7:12 AM

  “I am Beyoncé, always.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S7E9. Energy goal.

• NoteMay 10, 9:12 AM

  “I declare bankruptcy!” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S4E4. (Just shouting it doesn't count, Michael.)

• NoteMay 9, 9:12 AM

  “I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S6E10. Productivity hack.

• NoteMay 9, 3:12 AM

  “Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S5E12. Strategy doc, basically.

• NoteMay 8, 9:12 AM

  “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S2E12. Management philosophy.

• NoteMay 7, 9:12 AM

  “I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott

  The Office, S4E1. Words to live by.